Under Five Foot

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Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller?

Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

This is solid advice. Why haven’t I done this before?
— 1 month ago with 61404 notes


You’re so small! You’re tiny! You’re so short! Okay everybody, not like I already didn’t know that or anything.

— 8 months ago with 20 notes


Oh look - a short film about my life.

— 8 months ago with 8 notes


What gives people the urge to pat short people on the head?

— 8 months ago with 9 notes


Being accused of being a 12 year old is the most heart shattering, ripping out of your elbow sockets, samsquanch smashing feeling ever.

— 8 months ago with 27 notes


Why can’t they just sell nice clothes for short curvy women, like fuck, I don’t want to look like I’m walking around in a potato sack that is too long for me.

— 8 months ago with 137 notes


Yeah don’t freaking talk to me about being short because you’re like 5’0. Shut up, shut up, shut up. You don’t know the real pain of being short. I am 17 and I am 4’8.

(Source: v-ietnamese)

— 8 months ago with 13 notes


I just measured my height and I am crying

— 8 months ago with 4 notes


I don’t know if other short people have to endure this but I fucking HATE it when someone thinks its okay to use my head as a goddamn armrest or thinks I’m just so cute and needs to be picked up like some frickin puppy. I am short not inanimate. I am not something you can coo over and say “oh you’re just fun sized!” Just because you’re taller than me does not give you the right to come into my personal bubble and demean me. Rant over.

— 8 months ago with 16 notes